(via zakkura)

thehopefulpessimist:

Oh, I want to teach you a lesson in the worst kind of way
Still I’d trade all my tomorrows for just one yesterday
(I know I’m bad news)
For just one yesterday
(I saved it all for you)
For just one yesterday

(via artisticalassassin)

seselapod:

dingoinnuendo:

GRANDMA WANTED ME TO TELL YOU SHES MAKING STEW TONIGHT

FUCK YEAH

(Source: jackwhynand, via artisticalassassin)

mileseri:

consulting-author:

thejudge:

kwisatzhaderock:

h-a-r-p-o:

what could you possibly need wrenches this size for

rpg melee weapon

when you have intel to defend.

Is this Bioshock?

Super Mario

(via artisticalassassin)

tastefullyoffensive:

[bombingofdresden]

mortalitasii:

When people insult your favorite character

image

(via artisticalassassin)

(via mattg124)

ackleholic-padaaddict:

burritwo:

starbuckers:

what do you call a giraffe driving a car?

a danger to society

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(via drunkonrose-water)

(Source: burgertv, via somesnarkybitch)